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there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

(Source: jaclcfrost, via b4byhair)

Me: You know, we should all get together and hang out!
Friends: YEAH THATS A GREAT IDEA.
Me: *Doesn't get invited*

nerd-misfit-mentality:

Periods ain’t shit because of cramps, bloating, headaches, tsunamis coming out of your vagina, & all of that other painful shit,
but what they really ain’t shit for is causing random horniness.
Hormones already got me here crying while eating this whole pizza & wanting to fight the pizza guy bc it took over 30 minutes to get here, why the fuck do I need to feel the need to sit on the face every fine as shit guy I see too?

jazzzasaruss:

hip-hop dance crazes (2004-2013)

Chicken noodle soup was a freaking work out.

(Source: asvpfentz, via takeatripwithmebaby)

"He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear and six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond."

- (via downf-all)

(via broken-awkward-thoughts)

rubymotherfuckingrose:

Break Free @rubyrose

A short film about gender roles, Trans, and what it is like to have an identity that deviates from the status quo.

(via takeatripwithmebaby)

acomas:

poor babe

(Source: pleathe, via thestorysowow)

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

(via thestorysowow)